BWA HA HA
epic day yesterday
charnwood waters - epic photos, random geese things, random rusty trolley, random SQUIRRELS! im jealous of Laurens photo taking abilities and her fucking epic camera on her phone (la di da)
mcdonalds for lunch - random woman calling me a tramp cuz i shoved an ice cube down Laurens trousers. not my fault if the fly isnt done up. and fyi random woman, i was not "sticking my finger up her fanny" and you should have been paying more attention to your food in case some homeless guy sees youre not looking and nicks a french fry. and youre fucking lucky. where my family come from theres wee boys of 10 years old who'd sooner whack you in the face than let you finish yer sentence.
park after getting chips - whacked some bitchy chav round the legs with my argos catalogues for taking the piss outta Lauren and for being a chav. stalked them a wee bit. sat in a tree (see facebook for evidence). scared off a few chavvy girls by making loud sex noises xD drank a wee bit of rum. then were loitering having a fag for a while and some random chavvy lads of about 9 years old come skin for a fag and tellin us where we can get weed!?! not from the likes of you i say. so they throu wet loo roll at us. im not havin it. i say i wanna hit them. so i goes along the back of the bushes and picks up a n old bit of wood to throw at them when they go by. but no, they head back to where Lauren is. so i goes that way too. little runt walks past me. sos i WHACKIMINTHEFACE so hard the nice bit of wood smashes against his jaw :) so he throws wet loo roll again. that the best you can do? aaah next time ill beat you senseless. stick yre chavvy gear up yer jacksie and castrate you with a cheese grater. mebbe ill drown ye after. AAAH run ya little shit.
got told the 27 isnt going to sorrel so went to go sit under a bridge. fancied trying to get served one last time on the way (previous 2 times failed). woman just asks me if im over 18. of course i am, im 19. whatcha think im gonna say? no, im 12 just fancied tryin to pull the wool over yer eyes there. nice pack of 10 marlboro red there which we both smoked under the bridge while feeding old biscuits to the ducks. and throwing a beer bottle in the river and tryin to make it float. i lost it. spent about half an hour tryin to hook the thing back to us with a stick only a few centimetres too short lol. shared a wee bag of jelly cherries (try sayin that 50 times when yer drunk)
went back for buses. sat waiting for a while. :( said bye byes to Lauren. the epic bus drive spoke to me about my sexuality and "wait until my life is sorted then look for girlfriend" psssh. im happy now, never mine in ten years time man. meep
got home. bored. did fuck all. except talk to Lauren on msn and dye my hair black.
i misses Lauren
i guess i may as well put sunday in here too. made odd thing out of wax. did some cool stuff with fabric. made mess :)
miss Lauren.
has no baccy cuz my grandad went logging so am getting it tomorrow. stole £26.60 from my mums boyfriends pocket. if you ask me he shouldnt have left his jeans on the floor. Lauren, if anyone asks you, i found it under the bridge k?
now im kinda bored and i might go sleep soon.
meow.
p.s. to whoever controls the universe and everything, dont make Lauren addicted to weed please. shes too nice to be a druggie type.